He needs to file a grievance against his girlfriend for getting him into this mess. He will be penniless before this is over.
He must always ask her permission to do anything and she tells him how to do it if she approves. She probably won't let him do this and she will smack him for coming up with his own ideas.
He needs to file a grievance against whomever raised him and taught him his very limited reasoning abilities.
If he had those, his girlfriend would not be leading him around like a trained dog.