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Damn aliens! Build the wall!

Just say no to Halyomorpha halys!!!

1 posted on 10/04/2017 11:08:32 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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...attracted to Democrats, right?


2 posted on 10/04/2017 11:13:20 AM PDT by ptsal ( Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M. Twain)
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Baraq and The Mooch are back in town?


3 posted on 10/04/2017 11:13:25 AM PDT by Angels27
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“He says stink bugs came to North America 20 years ago from Asia.”

We had the 45+ years ago in Iowa as a kid. My sister and I would twist a towel into a rat tail and snap those things like a whip.


4 posted on 10/04/2017 11:14:02 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs
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They invaded from the West Side.


5 posted on 10/04/2017 11:17:13 AM PDT by bar sin·is·ter (Climate Scientology - another example of science fiction morphing into a religious cult)
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“squishing them is going to cause more problems than it helps,”

If by ones and twos, squish them inside a Kleenex or paper towel. If by the dozens or hundreds, break out the shop-vac.

8 posted on 10/04/2017 11:20:37 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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Unless you have an airtight house with great seals on on the doors and windows, they will find their way in.

Cheap traps:
Cut the top off a two liter bottle, but inside one of those push button LED lights, and push the top of the two liter bottle down inside with the neck pointing toward. Turn the lights on at night in dark rooms. Those stinkers are attracted to the light and fall down the bottle neck like a slick funnel. They can't figure out how to fly or climb back out.

This works.
I've made them.


9 posted on 10/04/2017 11:20:39 AM PDT by z3n
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They look like a form of Beetle, protected with a hard, wide outer shell or carapace.


13 posted on 10/04/2017 11:22:07 AM PDT by lee martell
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Been collecting them in a mason jar then feeding them to the chickens.


17 posted on 10/04/2017 11:31:12 AM PDT by neefer (We're walking real proud and we're talking real loud again.)
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One would think that with so many bipedal stinkbugs in Chicago it would be tough to decide where to aim the insecticide spray.
22 posted on 10/04/2017 11:38:53 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (ObamaCare Works For Those Who Don't.)
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Not only is Chicago filled with stink bugs, but now they have an insect problem.


25 posted on 10/04/2017 11:47:11 AM PDT by DannyTN
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Airlines, freighters etc. need to use DDT and kill unwanted passengers.
26 posted on 10/04/2017 11:47:39 AM PDT by Chgogal (Sessions recused himself for shaking an Ambassador's hand. Shameful!)
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My fellow dummocraps!


27 posted on 10/04/2017 11:50:12 AM PDT by budj (Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!)
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Another “benefit” of ‘Free’ trade.


28 posted on 10/04/2017 11:50:32 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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How can they tell the difference in the stink?


33 posted on 10/04/2017 12:02:05 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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Don’t squish them at all — they will release that horrible stink. Capture them in a tissue and flush the whole thing down the toilet.


35 posted on 10/04/2017 12:05:18 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (I was not elected to continue a failed system. I was elected to change it. --Donald J. Trump)
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The Indian word that “Chicago “ comes from can mean either “onion field “ or “the place where skunks live,” so stink bugs should fit right in.


37 posted on 10/04/2017 12:14:37 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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The Indian word that “Chicago “ comes from can mean either “onion field “ or “the place where skunks live,” so stink bugs should fit right in.


38 posted on 10/04/2017 12:14:38 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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Chicago? How can they tell?

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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

39 posted on 10/04/2017 12:25:05 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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No problem. In a couple of weeks they will all be shot to death.


40 posted on 10/04/2017 12:26:40 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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Rhom Emmanuel


41 posted on 10/04/2017 12:41:16 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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