[Fungi]

What will we do with the “pole?” Hang a flag on it?

[bagster]

I suppose we could have feminists stand next to one and conduct their naaasty woman screes. We could give 'em a dolla to make em 'holla. Stick it right there in they nasty draws.

Okay, that didn't make any sense. I need to get back to the slyly couched sexual innuendo theme.