Defining the horns of a dilemma as to what fans want to hear in a post-game interview:
"Beisbol been berry, berry good to me."
OR
"Yo, yo, yo dawg - ya see wut I'm sayin' - that m-fer ain't touchin' me when I git da ball."
MLB has about 25% foreign-born players, with very few from Mexico. And MLB has less than 10% blacks. Those are the reasons MLB will outlast the NFL.
"But Hane has been a real bitch".