[sodpoodle]

escape from HRC saturation;)

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?" I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator.”

And the punch line should have been..."Here's your sign."

[Responsibility2nd]

Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

True. But I'd like to think that I paved some of those roads for others to follow.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

When people see a cat's litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it's for company!”

"Here's your sign."

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Works every time.

Last weekend, I lost/misplaced my Red Sox baseball cap. A 2004 World Series edition. I looked everywhere I had been and could not find it. Oh well.

So, while we were out doing errands and such, I stopped in to a Salvation Army Thrift store and found a pristine KC Royals blue ball cap for 2 bucks. It served its purpose.

Less than 1 hour after we returned home, my wife had found the Sox cap. Thus proving the theorem.

[HotHunt]

My favorite saying about my aging is:

"This getting old shit, is getting old."

Another one is about retirement:

"The only thing wrong with being retired is that you never get a day off."

[Polynikes]

The reason time seems to pass faster when you get old is because once you are over the hill you pick up speed.

[oldfart]

THE CAT IN THE HAT ON AGING

I cannot pee
I cannot see
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad — can you tell?
My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!

[moovova]

Funny stuff!

My favorite...”Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.”

Darn right. And I beat that “Senior Discount” thing to death! I’m saving so much, soon I’ll be able to buy one of those little motorized scooters.