Try assembling all the stuff in my list as separate items. If you can afford all that, you can afford $12 cocktails. I can’t afford $12 cocktails, so I’ll settle for a “phone” that can do all that stuff (well!) for $1/day.
I love my iPhone 6+, and I know where to get world class Riesling for $8-10 per bottle. Suits me just fine.