You’d think that poop encounters at a bomb-disposal unit’s training facility would be unfortunate but not unexpected events.
There goes the next Senator from Nebraska.
Bomb guys... all crazy.
Maybe he identified as a dog that day. There’s nothing wrong with that. /s
The Phantom ***tter strikes again!
He quit before the sh*t hit the fan.
Soo.. It was outside? How was it identified?
Is there a public health issue here? Most of these sites are out in the wide open spaces. I don’t know where this one is but a pile of crap out in the open shouldn’t be a big issue. Now if he left on the guy’s desk...
Who picks up after the bomb sniffing dogs?
And then on the other hand ... WHAT THE HE!!??
This reminds me of The Graveyard Phantom Case. The Phantom crept....into the crypt....and crapped....and crept back out again. It’s a great mystery.
“What the heck is that?”
“I think it’s a bomb!”
“Alright, who’s going to win a medal and jump on it?”
“Not me. I got enough medals.”
“OK. Schmedlap! Get out there and throw yourself on that bomb!”
“Right Chief!”
Splat!
“Chief, it wasn’t a bomb....at least not technically. I think we should have let the fire department handle this one.”
Maybe Denver will hire him to help find the phantom lady pooper
Most USN and USCG ships have/had a phantom pooper. The key to anonymity is NEVER say a word to anyone. I don’t know if they DNA’d the pile, but somehow they ID’d the good Sergeant.
Manhart, 49, retired recently.
Retired at 49? WTF??? Who does this?? Who?
Let me guess.
A pension of $124,737.00 per year.
I’m so sick of stupid, pampered government workers.
So, so sick.
BTW - You’re only an American “hero” if you’re;
1. a first responder.
2. a cop.
3. a government-worker teacher.
4. a politician.
5. a fireman.
“Hey, Sarge! I’ll be right back I have to go deposit some fecal matter.”
They sure talk funny in Omaha.
It’s typical behavior. I had a janitor who I had a assigned to the PD department that told me the cops were smearing their shit on the walls and the women cops were leaving their used feminine products on the floor. I had to have a nice meeting with the Chief where I told him that we would not be cleaning their station up nor supply them with cleaning products unless this stopped and they would have to spend their own budget on this stuff. They did it because they didn’t like that he was only polishing the floors on a quarterly basis. That got their attention.
It’s been my experience with the PD that they will destroy anything they can until they get their way. From car transmissions to these types of incidents. Their way means more money, more OT, and less scrutiny. The old guard officers were a pleasure but the new ones were all about the cash and the power.
Poor bomb diffuser had to retire, couldn’t keep from crapping pants anymore.
Maybe just one of those specific occupational hazards?
Wut?
There must have been witnesses.
Yuck! Maybe they tried to blackmail him.
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