Posted on 09/19/2017 2:43:26 PM PDT by Hat-Trick
You’d think that poop encounters at a bomb-disposal unit’s training facility would be unfortunate but not unexpected events.
There goes the next Senator from Nebraska.
Bomb guys... all crazy.
Maybe he identified as a dog that day. There’s nothing wrong with that. /s
T shirt worn by ‘bomb squader’
If you see me running, keep up!!!!!
The Phantom ***tter strikes again!
He quit before the sh*t hit the fan.
“You’d think that poop encounters at a bomb-disposal unit’s training facility would be unfortunate but not unexpected events”
Creative way to tell your boss what you think of him.
Soo.. It was outside? How was it identified?
Is there a public health issue here? Most of these sites are out in the wide open spaces. I don’t know where this one is but a pile of crap out in the open shouldn’t be a big issue. Now if he left on the guy’s desk...
Who picks up after the bomb sniffing dogs?
And then on the other hand ... WHAT THE HE!!??
This reminds me of The Graveyard Phantom Case. The Phantom crept....into the crypt....and crapped....and crept back out again. It’s a great mystery.
“Maybe he identified as a dog that day. There’s nothing wrong with that.”
Should have blamed a sniffer dog. By the way, at least he didn’t shoot a dog.
“What the heck is that?”
“I think it’s a bomb!”
“Alright, who’s going to win a medal and jump on it?”
“Not me. I got enough medals.”
“OK. Schmedlap! Get out there and throw yourself on that bomb!”
“Right Chief!”
Splat!
“Chief, it wasn’t a bomb....at least not technically. I think we should have let the fire department handle this one.”
Maybe Denver will hire him to help find the phantom lady pooper
He just didn’t give a sh*t anymore - but he did leave one.
Most USN and USCG ships have/had a phantom pooper. The key to anonymity is NEVER say a word to anyone. I don’t know if they DNA’d the pile, but somehow they ID’d the good Sergeant.
Manhart, 49, retired recently.
Retired at 49? WTF??? Who does this?? Who?
Let me guess.
A pension of $124,737.00 per year.
I’m so sick of stupid, pampered government workers.
So, so sick.
BTW - You’re only an American “hero” if you’re;
1. a first responder.
2. a cop.
3. a government-worker teacher.
4. a politician.
5. a fireman.
The key to anonymity is NEVER say a word to anyone
= = = = = = = = = = = =
If you and two people have some damning info on you the only way to keep it a REAL SECRET is to kill both of them.
Then hope you don’t tell anyone you did that.
“Hey, Sarge! I’ll be right back I have to go deposit some fecal matter.”
They sure talk funny in Omaha.
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