George: I am not giving you my code.
Kramer: I’ll bet I can guess it.
George: Pssh. Yeah. Right.
Kramer: Oh, alright. Yeah. Uh, let’s see. Um, well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That’s too obvious. And no numbers for you, you’re a word man. Alright, let’s go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you’re weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you?
George: Huh?
Kramer: You’re a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what’s your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth.
George: Get out of here.
Kramer: Oh you may stray, but you’ll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean.
George: I’m leaving.
Kramer: No, and only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you!
George: I gotta go.
Kramer: If you could you’d guzzle it by the gallon! Ovaltine! Hershey’s!
George: Shut up!
Kramer: Nestle’s Quik!
George: Shut up!
That’s why Kramer was clever enough to get the statue back.
But then, there was the whole Michigan bottle deposit thing.