so here are my picks for this weekend's college games--The Shorthorns should be shamed into getting a win over the San José State Spartans--
Yet I will be dreaming... 
the University that serves the Peoples Socialist/Communist Republic of Austin stumbles again.
Now, after my Aggies fall from grace... 
they should handily beat the Nicholls State Colonels from the Southland Conference.
If they don't-- Well... 
they better not!
Two of my alma maters meet this weekend, The Mean Green of North Texas plays at Southern Methodist Saturday night and I think even though both won blowout last weekend, it will be the Ponies that win in the end.
And to repeat, I'll calling for a Thursday Nite Upset... by my old Dallas Texans over big's Pattycakes.
That would be... 
just dandy!
Hey, Bend-- Want me to start... 
singing "The Party's Over" now?
Naw, it would just stick... 
big's craw--
