Thanks for the smiles. We certainly need the distraction from all the bad that’s happening to our dear America. I had horrible dreams all last night from all that’s been going on.
1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
3. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says “I think we got this joke wrong”
4. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
5. What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
6. I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said “Thanks”
I said “Don’t mention it”