Well, van der Sloot’s having the time of others’ lives in prison.
I think a Go Fund Me to have him snuffed in prison would be wildly successful. Especially if it could be done in some extremely nasty way, perhaps involving the use of one of the ceramic things he now spends his time making. His old man, liar and POS that he is, is already burning in hell. Or more likely, stoking the flames.