[Beave Meister]

I told my wife, “I want to have sex 365 days this year.” She said, “Fine, put me down for two.”

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

“I told my wife, “I want to have sex 365 days this year.” She said, “Fine, put me down for two.””

WAIT, you’re married to my ex-wife!?! I slept next to a corpse for twenty years.