[HandyDandy]

When do we get our civilian defense instructions? I’ve already blacked out my headlights. I make sure no light can sneak out of my house blinds at night. I’ve begun to plant my victory garden. But when do the air raid drills start? When do we get told which air raid shelter to go to? Do we shelter in place? Do we stick our heads under a desk? What are we allowed to bring to the air raid shelter and where is it? Does three soundings of the air raid siren mean “nuclear”. I forget. Who is the civilian defense czar? Who is running things around here?

[Cementjungle]

What are we allowed to bring to the air raid shelter and where is it?

Does the air raid shelter have WiFi? Do they serve gluten-free food? Do they have transgender bathrooms?

[RitchieAprile]

yahoos are sneaking about the backwoods with no headlights?

[BlackbirdSST]

When do we get our civilian defense instructions? I’ve already blacked out my headlights. I make sure no light can sneak out of my house blinds at night. I’ve begun to plant my victory garden. But when do the air raid drills start? When do we get told which air raid shelter to go to? Do we shelter in place? Do we stick our heads under a desk? What are we allowed to bring to the air raid shelter and where is it? Does three soundings of the air raid siren mean “nuclear”. I forget. Who is the civilian defense czar? Who is running things around here?

Heavy sheet plastic and duck tape? Last I heard that and go shopping. If we keep doing that, we win! /sarc, if needed.