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To: pookie18

Hi Pookie and thank you.

Have to run to an appt. so I’ll drop this off with you;)
Hope it’s not too risqué. sod
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex and golf after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact.

“Joan....Joan!!”

“Is that you, Bob?”

“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”

“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”

“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.

Then I have lunch (you’d be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to golf course again.

Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again”

“Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?”

“No;...I’m a rabbit somewhere in South Carolina!”


12 posted on 07/18/2017 7:41:10 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: sodpoodle

Mornin’ & my pleasure, as ever, sod! Funny...I only saw ducks on the golf course today...


14 posted on 07/18/2017 8:01:43 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: sodpoodle

LOL! One of the best ;-)


15 posted on 07/18/2017 9:50:12 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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