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To: real saxophonist

You cannot lick your elbow.
Polar bears can eat up to 86 penguins in a single sitting.
Movie trailers use to be shown after the movie, hence the term trailers.
Coca-Cola would be green if coloring wasn’t added to it.
Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour. (Explains why Nancy Pelosi is so thin)
About 150 people per year are killed by coconuts.
The word “gorilla” is derived from a Greek word meaning, “A tribe of hairy women.” (So they were correct about Michelle Obama)

And finally....

The toothpaste “Colgate” in Spanish translates to “go hang yourself”


31 posted on 07/17/2017 5:40:44 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (“The fundamental question of our time is whether the West has the will to survive.”)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

“You cannot lick your elbow.”

No, but I can lick my eyebrows.

5.56mm


32 posted on 07/17/2017 5:43:14 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: EQAndyBuzz
What's the urban legend? **That says that it is impossible to kiss your own elbow and if you do, it says you will turn into the opposite sex.** Now we know where all the ghey business came from .... if they didn't have elbows...none of this would be such a problem. ///s
46 posted on 07/17/2017 7:38:51 AM PDT by Daffynition (The New PTSD: PRESIDENT-Trump Stress Disorder” - The LSN didn’t make Trump, so they can’t break T)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

“Polar bears can eat up to 86 penguins in a single sitting.”

You probably could too after swimming all the way to the Antarctic just to get dinner!


72 posted on 07/17/2017 5:11:47 PM PDT by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts FDR's New Deal = obama)
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