[conservatism_IS_compassion]

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The QE2 is diesel powered???

Didn’t know that (it was converted from steam in 1987).

[Arthur McGowan]

I don’t know offhand how many feet it is across the Atlantic, or how many gallons of diesel the QE2 holds, but my brain is telling me, “No! No! No!”