[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They’re lying. They paid no one.

That is my conclusion.

They broke into the house and now have come up with this cock and bull story to keep victimizing the owner.

This is why a house sitter is a good idea for empty property you are trying to sell.

[Tax-chick]

now have come up with this cock and bull story to keep victimizing the owner

Raucous round of applause for correct use of "cock and bull story." It's a shame more journalists don't have your language skills!