Evwebuddy sez we don't get nuthin' done in Congwess. Well, okay so we're not in Congwess but we have a club! These are my fwends from Club Alfalfa. We make up these cool 'Nashional Daze' (mom helps us with spelling) and some editors who don't know what else to write about put it in the paper! Besides, otherwise they'd have to put the real news in and right now the Wepubwicans are doing good, so... Nashional Eclair Day!
http://bostinno.streetwise.co/2013/10/04/on-national-taco-vodka-day-we-ask-where-did-these-arbitrary-national-holidays-originate/
