“...ALL my female teachers in HS looked like Helen Thomas...............”
Some of mine had better mustaches than the men....
We had an annual faculty basketball game to raise money for prom and stuff, and to this day people swear that my chemistry teacher had hair on her chest................
We had one good looking female teacher in school. That went from sub-primary through high school. She was our French teacher. When she got married, all the boys went to her wedding to mourn.