Gadzooks, Clet-- They are... 
the crazy, friggin' New York Jets!
And considering all they have done since their inception... 
how can anyone sane understand their zany doings.
It is much easier to understand that nut job Packer fan... 
who took his new wife's last name--
After all, the guy is evidently... 
a close relative of big'ol_freeper.
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Lifestyle/HT-packer-wedding-01-rc-170619_4x3_992.jpg