[sodpoodle]

‘’Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.’’

—President Ronald Reagan

I just found some good stuff here:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnyquotes/ss/Funny-Presidential-Quotes.htm#step3

[sodpoodle]

‘’When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer ‘present’ or ‘not guilty.’’’

—President Teddy Roosevelt

[Fiddlstix]

Good Link