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A Rabbi, a Catholic priest and a Protestant minister are in a car going to an ecumenical meeting. The Protest minster is saying, “I just can’t believe the Pope is the Vicar of Christ in Earth.”

Unfortunately, the car blew a tire, hit a tree, and the three clergy died, and went before St Peter to be judged.

St Peter said to the Catholic, “you were a good shepherd so if you can spell bingo you may enter the kingdom of heaven.”

St Peter said to the rabbi, “you were a good Jew, so if you can spell bagel you may enter the kingdom of heaven.”

St Peper turned to the minister and said, “You may not believe in the Vicar of Christ on earth, but if you can spell antdisestablishmentarianism, you may enter the kingdom of heaven.”


30 posted on 05/25/2017 7:04:23 AM PDT by Liz ( Liberalism is standing on your head and telling the rest of the world that it's upside down.)
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To: Liz

You left out the first “i.”


38 posted on 05/25/2017 11:12:51 AM PDT by abishai
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