[the OlLine Rebel]

Better not to “get laid” at all, and keep it in your pants, period.

Morality would go a long way to stopping all the ills we suffer now, such as this. All this extra-marital stuff needs to stop, and is a big part of it. No promotion needed.

[sport]

Better not to “get laid” at all, and keep it in your pants, period.
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That was my first thought also, but the initial poster alluded to “getting laid” so I just responded to that.