“...at a medium pace”.
All of the bottles are symmetrical. They’re microagressing against amputees and the naturally lopsided.
None of them have a beer gut. I’m going to sue.
...becoming the first gift for “frenemies.”
Is #3 of #7 for the woman with the big hips/small breasts? (pear-shaped body)
Puke.
You an bet NOBODY is going to buy the little fat one.
I wonder how long this Obama induced PC sht madness will go on. I posted an article yesterday about the MTV awards and how they awarded Emma Stone a “genderless acting award”. What the hell does that even mean “genderless”? Does it mean she doesn’t have a vagina or genitals of any kind? And then she gives this speech thanking her co-star, who she described as a “gender non-binary identifying actor”..Say what?? Can someone please bitch slap this people upside the head ASAP?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3551086/posts
absolutely done buying dove products after their commercials featuring queers
Where’s the 55 gallon drum?
All of the bottles are white. That’s racist. Where is the diversity?
That’s right, precious little snowflakes, you can now have a body wash bottle that reflects the shape of your body.
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And yet - no one but a precious little snowflake could give a care what shape a bottle of soap looks like.
Although I did notice all those bottles are WHITE!
Therefore - Dove is Raciss!
Long ago, I used Head and Shoulders shampoo. I’d been using it since I was a kid. There was only one version. Then they stopped selling the original, and replaced it with a choice of “for Oily Hair” and “for Dry Hair”. I have normal hair. I found another brand of shampoo.
I don’t see any tall fat bottles for me :)
I’m sorry, but I don’t see a bottle with a big fat butt!
Where’s my big fat butt soap bottle?
Shameeka will be pissed!
Oh, that's right, that one is is full of sh!t.
Now THIS is First World problems.
DANG!
If they were really concerned with overweight people they would put twice the amount of body wash in the bottle for twice the amount of coverage needed for the same price that skinny people have to pay.
Dear Unilever,
You tried to make a bunch of dumbass people happy, didn’t you? See what that got you? Have you learned anything from this? Or are you just going to try harder next time?