[Tax-chick]

Austin told police that she hit Brantley after the former Florida defensive lineman 'disrespected her.'
Brantley pushed Austin away. At one point, he allegedly punched her in the face. Brantley had apparently hit Austin with force that 'far exceeded what was reasonable or necessary' during an argument that took place just outside the Copper Monkey in Gainesville.

If I correctly understand this situation, which is not the sort of thing that happens to ladies who stay home and drink quietly with their cats, "Austin" refers to a young woman with the nose and ears of a dog, while "Brantley" is a college football player.

Neither of them seems to be the sort of person I would care to meet.

[avenir]

“...which is not the sort of thing that happens to ladies who stay home and drink quietly with their cats...”

Lol.