Posted on 04/09/2017 7:13:32 AM PDT by C19fan
Carpet samples.
Smelled like the locker at a WNBA game. - Larry the Cable Guy
Dyke fest or Butch fest.
Ugh.
I am reminded of the SNL skit where some frat boys are making wishes on a genie lamp and they want to watch two hot lesbians getting it on. Unfortunately they leave out “hot” from the actual wish and get a couple of flannel shirt, comfortable shoe lesbians. Oops.
THAT is because they all had their finger stuck in the...ah, never mind.
So diversity at this carpetfest means integrating lipstick
lesbians with dykes? Is there mandatory bussing? Do I have to ride on the dyke bus?
The Unshorned Sisters of the Apocalypse. I imagine the fashion boutiques did very little business.
Wow!
Not a single flannel shirt or trucker wallet to be found.
Was Dinah Shore a lesbian?
I remember, back in the early 80s, when Phil Donahue was the king of Talk TV (and was on Channel 69, WFMZ, Allentown, PA, just before “Mission: IMPOSSIBLE” played at 4PM. . . .)
The topic of the day, was “Lesbians”, and it was all Central Casting Lesbians: heavy, flannel shirts, etc. Not a “Lipstick Lesbian” to be found. . .
Phil was taking callers, and at the time, the broadcasts were live. . . .
Phil: “Yes caller??”
Caller: “Yes, Mister Donahue. I have a question. Are you gals lesbian because you want to be, or because you’re ugly and can’t get men. . .”
And then ABRUPTLY cut to commercial. . .
this guy's out there making a killing
It is something that we must know the answer to. It is life or death! /sarc
“The strap-ons too.”
A lesbian using a strap on? Sort of takes away from the meaning of being a lesbian.
I have never heard anything indicating that she was one herself, or was supportive of that "lifestyle." She was married twice, and had a 20 year romance with Burt Reynolds. If the promoters of this festival did not have permission to use her name in conjunction with this event, hopefully her estate will take them to court.
Had to look that up. She wasn’t. Here’s why the event got it’s name;
I could almost believe that a former phb-ette could be there.
That’s something I’d rather never see.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.