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How Did Uranus Get its Name?
Universe Today ^ | 20 Mar , 2017 | Fraser Cain

Posted on 03/20/2017 5:03:02 PM PDT by BenLurkin

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To: BenLurkin

[[How Did Uranus Get its Name?]]

A proctologist discovered it?


61 posted on 03/20/2017 9:32:53 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: hanamizu

I went through my whole youth without giving “You - RAIN - us” a second thought, as the pronounciation of Uranus. But now in the age of avalanching imbecility, I suppose keeping a straight face is a lost cause.


62 posted on 03/20/2017 9:35:49 PM PDT by dr_lew (I)
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To: BenLurkin

When Hipparchos bend over one day in the Greek baths, a friend of his said, “I have the proper name for your new star/planet”, Your Anus”.

And the rest is history. Just the spelling has been changed to protect the innocent.


63 posted on 03/20/2017 10:47:26 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: BenLurkin

So the Greeks had a rock group known as “Gaia and the Four Seasons”? What label did they record on, “Mercury”?


64 posted on 03/20/2017 10:51:23 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: UnwashedPeasant

Heck, I just named mine after the sound it makes when you pull my finger. You know, BWA-A-AP!

(This thread is a great relief from Russians and way more intellectual.)


65 posted on 03/20/2017 10:53:31 PM PDT by StAntKnee (Add your own danged sarc tag)
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To: dr_lew

Re Dr. Lew. How can you keep “a straight face” at all with a name like Lue when talking about Uranus?

Only the British can do that.


66 posted on 03/20/2017 11:07:17 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: central_va

No, they both wipe out Klingons is the usual answer.


67 posted on 03/20/2017 11:36:31 PM PDT by roadcat
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To: Bob434
A proctologist discovered it?

How in hades does one decide to become a proctologist, of all medical fields? I'd bet most are rather thin, as I'm sure they skip lunch a lot. I could never consider the profession. I deal with enough a-holes everyday as it is now.

68 posted on 03/21/2017 2:36:59 AM PDT by ETL (Trump admin apparently playing "good cop, bad cop" with thug Putin (see my FR Home page))
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bmfl


69 posted on 03/21/2017 3:54:04 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: BenLurkin
One astronomer is looking through the telescope and he says to the one standing next to him, "Look, a new planet!"

"My ass, Bob."

70 posted on 03/21/2017 5:03:10 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: ameribbean expat
“March 13th, 1781, when William Herschel observed it from his garden house in Bath,”

Garden house in Bath beats observing Uranus in a bath house in Garden...

You wins teh Thread!

71 posted on 03/21/2017 5:04:20 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: rsobin
OMG...a black hole.

And as every astrophysicist knows, black holes have no hair. (I think that was from Cal Tech physicist Kip Thorne's book on black holes, it was a technical term and quite a joke at the time...)

72 posted on 03/21/2017 5:05:44 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Albion Wilde; Viking2002
I’m just here for the comments.

See my post #70 downthread.

73 posted on 03/21/2017 5:07:31 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: ETL

lol- probably they either had cancer there themselves, or know some who did and want to help-

I tape my cell phone to my butt so i can hear all the buttholes i come in contact with


74 posted on 03/21/2017 9:11:39 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: BenLurkin

Too easy...


75 posted on 03/21/2017 9:22:11 AM PDT by bruin66 (Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.)
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