When I was engaged to the woman to be my wife, my parents told her in front of me that if anything happened and we were to break up, it would most likely be my fault and she was welcome, but I was not.
Way to go, Mom.
After 30+ years, we are still married.
At that time, she would have probably been right, though.
Our 30th is next month.
We met in college. I needed to drive home to vote and asked her to come along. We weren’t even dating yet.
I drove 400 miles to vote for Ronald Reagan and married the girl.
Bonus all around