[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Keith is just too cool to die.

[LouieFisk]

“Keith is just too cool to die.”
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Besides that, we must leave something to pass on to our great-grandchildren

[GreenHornet]

Keith is just too cool to die.

As the old joke goes, if there's ever an all-out nuclear war, the only living things that will survive will be cockroaches and Keith Richards.

[Newbomb Turk]

Every time someone lights a cigarette, God adds a day to Keith Richards life.

[katana]

Keith’s been dead for years. The ongoing fermentation makes it seem like he’s moving. When he finally bursts you’ll know.

[kabar]

Keith is just too cool to die.

Chuck was 90. Keith is 73. He just looks like 90. No way Keith Richards lives to be 90.