Forget it Jake. It's Key West.
The husband told police he and his wife were drinking at the pool area when they decided to go to their room and have sex. But Hickman became angry and said he was using her, police said, and at one point locked her teeth on his left forearm.
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Could have been worse. Of course, the real news in Key West is that heterosexuals were involved.
Yeah I’ll say. In fact the headline makes you assume the worse. 8>)
Forget it Jake. It's Key West.
Ban those assault teeth!