Posted on 03/10/2017 9:53:17 AM PST by Lorianne
6:18
Alexa, Alexaaaa...... Why are you ignoring my question?????
I tried this with my phone. I got “who me?”
Would one of you good iPhone owners please try the same questions with Siri and post results? I am curious...
Siri, do you lie to me?
Mine responded "we don't spy on Americans, and we're sticking to it"
The ultimate difference in rank between the intelligence of government/corporations and wisdom is the same as the difference between lies and truth.
In other words, the latter beats the former. (Advice for people like Bezos, Zuckerburg, Brennan, McCain, Jarrett, Clinton, Soros, etc.)
There used to be a lot of hoax videos. I saw one about 7 years ago that showed me how to “reset” my refilled epson printer cartridges by using a paperclip to push a reset button beind a hole in the plastic case. They proved it worked in the video.
Except it didn’t work for me. I tore apart one of the cartridges and the “hole” was nothing more than an indent in the plastic. There was nothing behind it except more plastic. :-)
Siri is known to have “Easter Egg” replies seeded in it for gag questions, wouldn’t be surprised if it’s something amusing or ironic.
Siri: Depends on what the meaning of ‘lie’ is.................
I go back to the days when the urban myth running around was that if you scraped the stuff off the inside of a banana peel, dried it and smoked it it would get you high.
That and whole nutmeg nuts would act like LSD.
And licking toads.
All kinds of crazy stuff.
Alexa?
Will anyone hear you scream if I throw you into an industrial wood chipper?
Shut down the gps app on my phone immediately after setup.
Keep getting message:
“Enable GPS so that YOU (emphasis mine) can determine YOUR location.”
I’m old but I still know where I am at any given moment.
For the web page that ask fo a zip code before proceeding I enter 98709, postal code for Tahiti. Provides some amusement with google at times.
Licking toads, I hear, does work. I suggest you keep trying with different toads ;>
I asked Siri that question and she answered, “Who, me?”
I’m afraid I can’t tell you that Dave.
HILARIOUS!!!!! (and frightening) Terminator, I Robot, The Matrix, science “FICTION” or FACT? hmmmmmmm
“I’m afraid I can’t tell you that Dave”
EXACTLY!!! You NAILED it. Bravo!
giggle
“Licking toads, I hear, does work. I suggest you keep trying with different toads ;>”
My ex-wife was sufficient. I didn’t get stoned, just broke.
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