[DCBryan1]

Do good, be good, in all things
Shoot small, miss small
The founding fathers would be shooting by now
Be professional, be polite, but have a plan on killing everyone you meet

....of course a thread on colloquialisms would be good too:

That good looking girl is built like a burlap sack full of bobcats!
I'm as busy as a cat in a litter box
Im madder than Lazamataz on a naughty teacher thread without pics!

[Lazamataz]

LOL at the last one. :)