Posted on 02/24/2017 6:21:24 AM PST by C19fan
Alternate headline: How to Bankrupt Your Local Buffet
That’s funny, my 13 year old inhales sushi as if hadn’t been fed in days.
So many I saw there were quite corpulent.
That’s what I do.
Both KFC and Pizza Hut have AYCE lunch buffets. All the KFC you can eat! I can finally have all of my favorite piece — the wing.
Yep all the meat and salad I can...
Especially the roast beef, sliced hot off the griddle and so rare that it screams at the touch of the knife!
You eat more shrimp than whale!
I was on assignment with my team in Indianapolis and the local buffet was featuring crabs for the first time. 8 of us went with me being the smallest of the group at 225 pounds, the largest, Tiny pushing 400.
We got in, sat down to talk some business, but first “tiny” had to do a survey the buffet and devise a strategy for us. Like any good plan, after the first shot is fired the plan goes in the crapper. All of us got up and went to the seafood. Shrimp, clams, mussels, our 1 lobster allocation, crab, oyster and crawfish serving trays were decimated. The one person on the team who didn’t eat seafood got yelled at because he went for the steak.
Round two didn’t look much better. Tiny waited at the buffet for the Crab serving tray to come out. I remember a television documentary about an island where the Sharks just hang out waiting for the seals to jump in the water. This was Tiny’s shark moment. The tray came out, Tiny walked over to the now scared kitchen worker and removed the tray from his hands. He walked back over to our table, put the tray down and the carnage continued.
Round three featured several senior citizens and the manager asking us to politely eat something different as it was Friday night and these people are regulars. We did remind them that up to this point we haven’t touched the various varieties of fin fish they had presented. We went back to our meeting.
We did enough damage for one night so when the meeting concluded, everyone pretty much grabbed dessert, some other things and Tiny asked if he could take the remaining 3 lobsters.
11 bucks a person. Was a good deal.
LMFAO!!!!!
In our younger days, my three brothers and I were turned away from an all you can eat pizza place on several occasions.
We could definitely make their bottom line suffer.
Those are John Pinette quotes, he had an hilarious comedy routine about Chinese buffets. He passed away a few years ago, very funny man.
The amusement park one was very amusing, too, his large self shooting out of the water slide over Japanese tourists, “rook der go Fwee Wirry!”
Best way to beat an all you can eat buffet: Don’t go to one.
My kids and I stopped going to Golden Corral years ago. Some giant slob barfed all over the bathroom and wandered back out to stuff his face some more. My boys call the chocolate fondue fountain at the dessert bar the “booger finger fondue” after watching dirty little kids dipping their fingers into the fountain and licking the chocolate off repeatedly.
It’s a nasty scene full of people with horrid eating habits and a total lack of manners.
No thanks.
I remember him well.
All you can eat generally leads to all you can weigh.
“You reeve now! You been here four hour.”
OMG I saw John Pinette at a comedy club once. I thought he was going to have a heart attack and die on stage.
Fat did finally get him. RIP.
When I lived in Las Vegas and friend and I knew all the best buffets especially for mountains of fresh shrimp.
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