I couldn’t walk a straight line on my best day
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True....that was Part II to the ‘command’ (bait)
Stand on one leg and jump 10 times OR count backwards from 100 by 8’s.
“Hell, I can’t do that when I am sober”
“Turn around and put your hands behind your back”
Heck, being paralyzed
one one side, it would
be very tough to pass
a field sobriety test.
Cartwheels are things
in my dreams. (P.S..I
don’t wear panties).
If she had taken the keys
from the ignition they
“don’t have a leg to stand on”
I don’t know what the laws
would be concerning the
newer vehicles utilizing
a key fob.