Butt it’s a legitimate question. Done been checked and approved by his local mullah!
While doing wadhu/ Gusul if wind pass, take razor and cut throat.... most deeply.
Sacrifice 10 infidels and call me in the morning.
1. Natural discharge (e.g. urine, stool, wind and the like)
2. Flow of blood or pus from any part of the body.
3. Full mouth vomiting
4. Falling asleep.
Hope this is helpful to the wuddhites.
1. Natural discharge (e.g. urine, stool, wind and the like)
2. Flow of blood or pus from any part of the body.
3. Full mouth vomiting
4. Falling asleep.
Hope this is helpful to the wuddhites.
1st you need to stune your beeber
I heard a Muslim scholar speak a few weeks ago. He answered questions posed by a conservative Christian scholar and answered audience questions, too. I already knew much of what he said but my main takeaway was that there is no grace in Islam. Islam is all law. They obey rules and strictly follow forms and rituals with the mere hope or chance of salvation. They spend their lives trying to make themselves acceptable to Allah. It’s a dark fear-based false religion.
In stark contrast, Christians know that in and of themselves, they can never be acceptable to God, but God Himself came down and made His people perfect in Christ. He lived the perfect life we cannot live and then gave His life as an atonement, not for His sins, but for the sins of His people. Just as in Genesis, God Himself provided the sacrificial lamb.
So if you want to keep a Muzzi busy, feed them lots of cabbage and Bush’s baked beans flavored with pork?
1) Do I need to wash my underpants for namaaz if soaked with mazi?
Who do the wudhu?
What if you have morning wudhu?
Sounds like Al Gore should ask him about releasing his Chakra.
"You are always promising that," said the Mufti "But you never do it"
so Miss Manners is busy?
Is this the same Imam that says you cannot consume the same goat you use for lovemaking?
What a bizarro world we live in now.
Yours is most cogent question. Let me answer it with haste.
When passing wind during voodhu, it is necessary to point the buttocks toward one of the brethren, most preferably the fat slob bearded puke on the prayer rug behind you. If you are not in public place and cannot have access to fat bearded slob, you may use wife, but you must then beat her for offending the prophet.
You should then dress in a pink voile tutu, go to the top of the nearest building, and practice pirouetting until you cannot any longer. Then you should hurl yourself headlong from the building.
Please report back when you have done these things.
The mullah should have prescribed Bean-o for the wudhu. Then inform the young acolyte about the Brazilian Wax method.
An axe.
Followed by a snickersnee.
Glad you asked.......anything else? How many holes to load in the cylinder for Russian Roulette? (Answer: ALL of them.)