Those do the wudhu who do the watusi.
Posted on 02/19/2017 4:34:58 AM PST by Loyalist
i have two questions for you this time, 1. While doing wadhu/ Gusul if wind pass, do i need to start my wadhu from the beginning?
2. What is the proper (Sunnah) way to remove my private part hair? and can i use trimmer to remove my private part hair? because usually i use a razor with blades, but i feel pain in that and sometimes it will cut my skin and bleed.
and please give references in English. Answer In the Name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful. As-salāmu ‘alaykum wa-rahmatullāhi wa-barakātuh. If a person passes wind while making Wudhu, then he will have to recommence his Wudhu.[i] You may remove the unwanted hair in any way you are comfortable. The use of shaving foam may be useful.[ii] And Allah Ta’āla Knows Best Ridhwan Ur Rahman Student Darul Iftaa Cardiff, Wales, UK Checked and Approved by, Mufti Ebrahim Desai.
"You are always promising that," said the Mufti "But you never do it"
so Miss Manners is busy?
Is this the same Imam that says you cannot consume the same goat you use for lovemaking?
What a bizarro world we live in now.
I think it’s an old song, knowing which would make the line in the movie funnier.
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There is a Cole Porter song with the line:
Do do that voodoo that you do so well.
The song is called “You Do Something To Me”.
(I have never watched “Blazing Saddles”, as I think it would be too crude for my tastes. But I know that my sons liked it.)
You summed it up beautifully. Thank you.
Yours is most cogent question. Let me answer it with haste.
When passing wind during voodhu, it is necessary to point the buttocks toward one of the brethren, most preferably the fat slob bearded puke on the prayer rug behind you. If you are not in public place and cannot have access to fat bearded slob, you may use wife, but you must then beat her for offending the prophet.
You should then dress in a pink voile tutu, go to the top of the nearest building, and practice pirouetting until you cannot any longer. Then you should hurl yourself headlong from the building.
Please report back when you have done these things.
All signs that Lazmataz has already hit that....
Heard in Muslim house: “Mohammed! Stop playing with your wudhu!!”
Blazing Saddles..to Crude !?!
No Poopy jokes.
Campfire scene is rather torrid.
I can’t stomach SpongeBob Square Pants!
Amen!
After Gore released his Chakra did he try to blame the dog?
Those do the wudhu who do the watusi.
The mullah should have prescribed Bean-o for the wudhu. Then inform the young acolyte about the Brazilian Wax method.
Could you repeat that, sir?
Blazing Saddles (uncensored) is on American Airlines choices of inflight movies. I choose it every single time. Unfortunately you can’t sing along with the theme song on a flight. Love that film!
I am thinking that a few seconds of the campfire scene is what turned me away.
Puzzled by your Spongebob reference....
An axe.
Followed by a snickersnee.
Glad you asked.......anything else? How many holes to load in the cylinder for Russian Roulette? (Answer: ALL of them.)
Puzzled by SpongeBob?
I just wanted to illustrate that We All
have different “Treshholds”.
I’m a movie buff and
Blazing Saddles is a
High Water mark in irreverent
Comedy.
SpongeBob seems to have
“Life Lessons” wrapped in
“Poopy” jokes.
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