You mean, you have to sign a EULA before you suck on it?
Or do you mean it will burn your tongue if you don't let it cool off for a while...
The ONLY way the drink will allow itself to be consumed is if it is with this one specific kind of straw. A ‘genius’ at the McDonald’s location will help you with basic installation. Each drink has a microchip designed to detect counterfeit straws. A genuine straw costs $125. Enjoy your beverage!