[tioga]

Living in their mom’s basement
Lefty troglodytes know resentment
Spending their day
Rioting for pay
In a flurry of crazed discontentment.

[Louis Foxwell]

2 words struck me about you post. First, the "mom's basement" crowd are certainly troglodytes. Second your use of the word "flurry" to describe these denizens could also be "furry" in light of their recent escapades.