Best cannibal love story ever: Addie Hall and Zack Bowen, in post apocalyptic New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.
Being New Orleans, the menu was gumbo.
Before Zacky jumped off the roof of the Omni Hotel, he thoughtfully sealed his suicide note in a ziplock bag in his pocket, to keep it clean for the EMTs who would scrape up his splattered jellybits.
http://blog.nola.com/tpcrimearchive/2006/10/boyfriend_cut_up_corpse_cooked.html
(From an old Mau Mau oath actually taken by Barry Obama.)