Spamming and Scamming the Scammers and Spammers

2/3/2017

[Lazamataz]

So, I'm on Facebook, and this sweet little old lady Facemails me. She has very few friends, and she looked harmless enough, so I accepted her friend request.

She mails me today.

Much hilarity follows. Best spammer/scammer troll I have done in a while:

Beverly Davis: Hi

Me: Haylo

Beverly Davis: Hi

Me: Hi Low

Beverly Davis:How are you doing ?

Me: I am well, and you?

Beverly Davis: am fin
Beverly Davis: fine

Me: Good!

Beverly Davis: Have you heard about the program set up my president Trump economic committee to help people around the world ?

Me: No I have not! How interesting!

Beverly Davis: The program is in conjunction with united nation to help the poor and change the life of americans

Me: WOW!

Beverly Davis: But i saw your name on the list when they came here

Me: Really? I am so poor!

Beverly Davis: How come you said you have not heard about it ?

Me: Nothing. Heard nothing. Our media is under corporate control, we are propagandised at all the time.
Me: Nothing in the news is real any more.
Me: Its like the old Soviet Union over here, at least the news is

Beverly Davis: You need to contact the leader of the team and claim your money

Me: President Trump looks like our last chance to stop the Globalists and the Nazi Fascists from taking over.

Beverly Davis: They are giving out $50,000 cash

Me: Watch out for George Soros, he is a very bad man
Me: He is starting riots all over America

Beverly Davis: Yes

Me: We need to arrest him and send him to Russia, Russia has arrest warrants out for him
Me: He attacks foreign countries besides america

Beverly Davis: You can email him on here

Me: Hes after Hungary I heard
Me: Look
Me: https://www.rt.com/…/375652-soros-undermine-hungary-govern…/
Me: Soros-funded NGOs aiming to bring down Hungarian govt – foreign minister to RT
Me: We need to stop this man
Me: He will destroy your country too

Beverly Davis: ******@yahoo.com or text him on (***) ***-1968 Beverly Davis: just tell them you are ready to claim your money

Me: He hates everyone
Me: Hes in league with Satan
Me: He hates God
Me: We need to band together to fight George Soros
Me: Are you in?
Me: I can send you information on how we can fight this monster

Beverly Davis: i have to go now talk to you later

Me: give me your email and your phone and I will send information right away

Beverly Davis: okay later

Me: NO NO
Me: STAY
Me: OMG this is so important

[Lazamataz]

Ping for the whole crew. This is some much-needed fun. :)

[Lazamataz]

I led him along for the Lulz.

I actually even got him to agree Soros was evil. Then I tried to set the hook, but he got away. :)

[trisham]

LOL!! Thanks. :)

[knarf]

May I have your name ?

No, I'm already married to a wonderful woman ... SHE has it ... Wann'a ask HER ?

[John Semmens]

We aren’t competitors. We are all allies in the cause of liberty.

[Paved Paradise]

Love it!

[Lazamataz]

I know bro. I was just giving your chops mad props. :)

[BlueLancer]

"Uh, I can’t cash that check. John makes me look like an amateur. :)"

Well, you wouldn't want to cash the check anyway. You'll lose your amateur status and have to go professional.

[TADSLOS]

You threw “Beverly” off the boiler room script. Dude’s not getting his meal ticket tonight.

[pabianice]

1. Get a land line

2. Change your listed number to it.

3. Get free voicemail.

4. Never answer the line. Playback messages once and a while.

5. Use a cellphone.

[Obadiah]

Wait. I don’t get it. How could she not respond to you?

Perhaps next time you would be wise to offer her $100 million if she would simply give you her banking information! Yeah, I sure that would work.

[BlueLancer]

Peggy ... uh ... Beverly.

[tuffydoodle]

Where’s the fun in that? I enjoy playing with scammers. Sometimes they get really pissed off.

[Nifster]

That is soooooo awesome.......

Bit what about your $50,000?

Bwahahhaahhahaha

[JPG]

[luvie]

👍

[Vendome]

Why didn’t you offer her flowers, dinner and a cozy night with you in bed, at an ocean side hotel?

[Lazamataz]

Because ‘she’ was a he. :)

[luvie]

Bam!!

[del4hope]

Better yet:

1. Get a land line

2. Turn off ringer. Give number out to only businesses and turn ringer on when you are expecting a call from such businesses.

3. Use only caller ID, no voicemail. Let them waste their money calling you.

4. Use your cell number.

5. If they have your cell too, like they do mine, put your phone on DND where only your contacts ring. You will have to deal with your texts not dinging though. :-(

6. I also have my cell voice mail disabled.

I did all this around September after being spammed to death since July with 2-3 calls repeated in the same few minutes and threatening voicemails demanding money. Figure I will open myself back up once the heathens doing this are stopped.