Why Is Malia Obama Opting Out of Parents' Posh Caribbean Vacation? (and making us pay for it)

Bravo.com ^ | january 26, 2017 • 12:10 PM ET | Alesandra Dubin

[drewh]

Malia is one with the chip on her shoulder just like mommy, coorect

[RummyChick]

I dont know about then...I know that bush had to issue an eo for his daughters and the law now is no SS after 16

[Fury]

O’Dummy’s brats have secret service details?

Brats? Come on, kids should be off limits. It's got to be a bit crazy to live inside the White House bubble as a teenager.

[drewh]

I hope Sharia gets far away from the grifters, she seems to be only good one...

[Spirit of Liberty]

I suspect there’s not much twerking, drugging and underage drinking at Branson’s place.

[drewh]

Moochie is planning her next move with Orca and Gayle glampin' on the beach...Mooch will proably throw the Clintons under the bus after the indictment on hillys crime foundation

but if she goes there for 20 million, doesn't she have to spill the beans on her gay boyfriend Barry Soetoro?

[TheConservativeParty]

Everytime I call them Sharia and Malaria, my husband cracks up.

[drewh]

it is pretty funny, I hope Sharia turns out well adjusted and not like the other moochies...odds are not good though

[Mears]

“moochie appointed Sharia and Malaria as ‘senior white house staffers’ to graze at the trough...and go on african safaris... after they were 16 (according to reports)”

Sasha is still 15.

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[LouAvul]

Brats.

[adorno]

...attending Harvard this fall

She'll be prepping for a run in the future to be the first female president, and first black woman president, and first black child of the former first black president.

She loves to party and have fun, so, no doubt that she'll be following in her dad's footsteps and will be "phoning in" her attendance and grades, and will graduate at the top of her class, without having learned anything.

[cornfedcowboy]

Not sure how they handle security for those kids. They probably should have it for as long as needed.