ha!
cats are by far the superior species on Rock Three... but their addiction to tuna is our salvation. despite all their sharp talons, cats still haven’t mastered the can opener yet. they still need us human slaves for that.
dogs, on the other hand, don’t care all that much for tuna...
Dachshunds are reincarnations of vaudeville comedians. They only thing they are missing are seltzer bottles & rubber chickens!