No worries, there were only about 150 zombie screw worms outside being pushed around by bikers and cops. It’s great entertainment! I might be having more fun than you guys!
Or as the CNN will report “thousands of peaceful protesters descended on the Deploraball to protest Donald Trump and his hatred. The protesters were mostly peaceful until Metro PD maced a large group, including some journalists who were simply reporting the event. This is truly a troubling development to free speech under the Trump administration.”