[grey_whiskers]

They don’t trust he because she is a beard.

Well, that puts an entirely new construction on the ...Packers.

(He's in football, so he can't be a pitcher, and the center *does* bend over...and then there are all those pesky wide receivers to consider.)

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

Whatever the case, he sure ain't the first guy, probably not even the 15th guy, to put a pin in this classy broad's cushion. Can't blame his family...I wouldn't want to spare a bathroom with a dude who had been spelunking in this chick either.