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Man shoots at wife after she eats his grilled cheese sandwich
kptv.com ^ | Jan. 10, 2017

Posted on 01/10/2017 1:13:27 PM PST by PROCON

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To: PROCON

In her case it would be about ten sandwiches.


21 posted on 01/10/2017 1:22:55 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: JonPreston

If his shot had hit the sammich would that make it Drilled Cheese??


22 posted on 01/10/2017 1:24:55 PM PST by FirstFlaBn
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To: PROCON

It’s Dundawk, hon.


23 posted on 01/10/2017 1:24:56 PM PST by workerbee (America finally has an American president again.)
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To: Roger Kaputnik
I am a Bacon-loving, pork-eating infidel, Mmmm...
24 posted on 01/10/2017 1:25:33 PM PST by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: PROCON
DUNDALK, Maryland

Naturally ...

25 posted on 01/10/2017 1:25:34 PM PST by NorthMountain (Northmountain)
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To: PROCON

Years ago, when I was just starting out in Law enforcement we had a man kill his mother because she ate a pork chop he was saving for dinner. Sadly, this is nothing new.

CC


26 posted on 01/10/2017 1:26:20 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: PROCON

Yep - if it had had bacon in it, sure, any jury would have found ‘justifiable homicide’, if it had gone that far.

But for a plain grilled cheese sandwich? What was he thinking?


27 posted on 01/10/2017 1:26:43 PM PST by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: Secret Agent Man
I’m kinda guessing this really isnt only about a cheese sandwich.

The problem may have had more to do with whose hotdog she was eating.

28 posted on 01/10/2017 1:26:52 PM PST by NorthMountain (Northmountain)
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To: PROCON

A few (OK many) years ago, when my son was a teenager.... I would make my lunch each evening to take to work the next day, then put the whole lunch bag in the fridge to grab in the morning.

MANY times I would take out my sandwich at work, to find ONE BITE missing. It was sort of an endearing “ism” of his...


29 posted on 01/10/2017 1:27:07 PM PST by NEMDF
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To: PROCON

I’d think she’d be better off with a 1/4 sandwich.


30 posted on 01/10/2017 1:27:44 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: expat2

Wow, you put that nicely. When I moved to the Baltimore area and was looking for houses, even people I knew who lived in Dundalk steered me away.


31 posted on 01/10/2017 1:27:53 PM PST by cyclotic (Democrats haven't been this mad since we freed their slaves)
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To: PROCON
http://global3.memecdn.com/no-you-make-me-a-sandwich_fb_2848551.jpg

I will, if you PROMISE to eat it ...

< snicker >

32 posted on 01/10/2017 1:28:35 PM PST by NorthMountain (Northmountain)
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To: Mouton

“Dundalk High School.”


33 posted on 01/10/2017 1:28:54 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: heterosupremacist

34 posted on 01/10/2017 1:29:09 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: PROCON

Not a man.


35 posted on 01/10/2017 1:29:21 PM PST by TigersEye (Congratulations, President Donald J. Trump! - Let's MAGA!!!)
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To: PROCON

Geez. I only whacked my Golden Retriever on the ass with a spatula for stealing a porterhouse.


36 posted on 01/10/2017 1:29:31 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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Don’t ever...EVER...Get between a man and his grilled cheese sammich!!!!!!!!!!!!


37 posted on 01/10/2017 1:29:40 PM PST by JBW1949 (I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Some of that good Fumunda Cheese?


38 posted on 01/10/2017 1:30:17 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: PROCON
What is it with all this recent food violence?

From Saturday: Woman Threatens Brother With Dagger for Eating Dumplings

39 posted on 01/10/2017 1:30:36 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: PROCON

“Bronco Billy”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080472/?ref_=nv_sr_2

Antoinette Lilly: Have you ever been married?

Bronco Billy McCoy: Sure. A long time ago.

Antoinette Lilly: Did you love her?

Bronco Billy McCoy: With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn’t enough.

Antoinette Lilly: What happened?

Bronco Billy McCoy: I caught her in bed with my best friend.

Antoinette Lilly: What did you do to him?

Bronco Billy McCoy: I shot her.

Antoinette Lilly: What! What about him?

Bronco Billy McCoy: He was my best friend!


40 posted on 01/10/2017 1:31:13 PM PST by RandallFlagg (Vote for your guns!)
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