[dforest]

How about this one!

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/video-goes-viral-of-alleged-st-louis-ikea-shoplifter-with/article_a8bf130b-13a2-5a51-9e64-efac9964ef7f.html

[sodpoodle]

not a good connection - will try again - thank you ;)

[pke]

An old man goes into a crowded doctor's office and says to the receptionist, "I have to see the doctor, there is something wrong with my penis."
The receptionist responds, "Sir! This is a family practice and as you can see there are women and children here! You need to use 'coded' language until you get into the privacy of the doctor's office."
The old man then says, "I have to see the doctor, there is something wrong with my ear."
"Very good sir," responds the receptionist, "and what is wrong with it?"
"I can't pee out of it!"