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Yep, they should have euthanized you.
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Naw, I’m sure I’d taste like shit.
Now the deer I cull off my farm and the mountain, that is some damn fine vittles, I’m telling you.
Sittin on the front porch, we watch them growing up, cute as buttons. Since I don’t treat like pets, I’ve got no scruples in dropping the hammer on them.
Grade AAA, organic, chemical free, free range venison, it’s what America grew up on.
You might try it, if’n you weren’t such a snowflake.