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To: where's_the_Outrage?

Inherent dangers of keeping a friggin’ deer as a pet.


2 posted on 01/07/2017 8:36:10 AM PST by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Flag burners can go screw -- I'm mighty PROUD of that ragged old flag)
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd
You can't lose by ever underestimating the intelligence of most Americans. You can't help wonder who had the lower IQ. The moron keeping the deer, or the neighbor/friends/family imbeciles who thought it was cute.

Game wardens may have euthanized the wrong animal here. Just sayin.

7 posted on 01/07/2017 8:42:28 AM PST by Badboo (Why it is important)
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

My brother worked with an engineer in Tennessee who kept a whitetail buck as a pet. He did get a permit for it after rescuing the baby deer from its mother’s corpse on the side of a road.
Had it a few years- every year the suited it up in an orange hunting vest during hunting season.
It knew how to open their screen door by flipping it opem with its antlers; loved ice cream cones and just hanging out with people like a big dog.
They did have to neuter it in its second or third year because it was getting too worked up during the rut and they didn’t want it to get hurt trying to get loose and run after wild does.
It’s antlers fell off shortly after getting neutered... they regrew the next year [but not as big as before] but it remained a big lovable mush bag... until one day they returned home to find blood in the pen.
Then they heard word that their neighbor had been down to the checkin station with a super fat deer.
They looked and found a poorly obscured trail leading towards their neighbor’s house and a gutpile along the trail where it wasn’t visible from their property.

Neighbor’s barn burned mysteriously with all his tractors and ATVs inside within the week.

Who knew gutpiles were flammable?


12 posted on 01/07/2017 9:04:39 AM PST by piasa
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