To: nickcarraway
2 posted on
01/05/2017 8:37:39 PM PST by
ETL
(On the road to America's recovery!)
To: nickcarraway
Hahahahaha....I saw the title first, and thought “This has to be a nickcarraway thread!”
3 posted on
01/05/2017 8:38:49 PM PST by
rlmorel
(Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
To: nickcarraway
4 posted on
01/05/2017 8:40:12 PM PST by
ETL
(On the road to America's recovery!)
To: nickcarraway
He can borrow my dog. I guarantee he won’t lose any more.
5 posted on
01/05/2017 8:42:07 PM PST by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: nickcarraway
They could come to my house. I’d be happy to feed them chocolate bars ... and walnuts, they usually like that too.
8 posted on
01/05/2017 8:47:32 PM PST by
Innovative
("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
To: nickcarraway
I do believe it’s time to place the candy up higher away from the floor. They should also be under plexiglass, the way Walgreen’s does it. The squirrels learn very quickly and teach each other where to find the best easy-chocolate.
The store owner needs to do something now before the animals become more aggressive. They may be climbing up a customer’s leg next week, hoping to snatch the candy out of somebody’s hand. That’s Stage 3.
To: nickcarraway
I wonder what chocolate fed squirrel tastes like.
12 posted on
01/05/2017 8:59:45 PM PST by
CrazyIvan
(Fidel and Che are together again, and it ain't on a t-shirt.)
To: nickcarraway
"Hand over Mr. Big and nobody gets hurt."
15 posted on
01/05/2017 9:02:43 PM PST by
Navy Patriot
(America, a Rule of Mob nation)
To: nickcarraway
And people said I was mad training these squirrels. Now who’s mad??
To: nickcarraway
The price of chocolate is too damn high!
25 posted on
01/05/2017 9:19:24 PM PST by
Garth Tater
(What's mine is mine.)
To: nickcarraway
33 posted on
01/05/2017 10:01:42 PM PST by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: nickcarraway
I was in a drugstore one time when a squirrel came in. He was frantic, poor thing, he wanted out. The druggist was trying to shoo him toward the door and back outside. Finally the druggist and a couple police officers got him headed in the right direction and he ran out.
38 posted on
01/05/2017 10:51:30 PM PST by
kalee
To: nickcarraway
A way exists to get rid of the squirrels. However, posting it publicly will infuriate some. So, PM me and I’ll tell you how. No explosives, no dogs, no guns, no slingshots, shockers, etc. - no mess. Seriously.
40 posted on
01/05/2017 11:10:44 PM PST by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: nickcarraway
"A group of squirrels is driving the owners of one Toronto convenience store nuts, after the rodents have been caught on video stealing chocolate bars from their east-end shop. "
Arrest every squirrel they find with a bad complexion.
To: nickcarraway
In the fwiw dept, seagulls steal Doritos from convenience stores in Clearwater FL.
Darn, can’t find the video now sheesh.
5.56mm
61 posted on
01/06/2017 6:07:25 AM PST by
M Kehoe
To: nickcarraway
75 posted on
01/06/2017 8:03:34 AM PST by
ETL
(On the road to America's recovery!)
To: nickcarraway
76 posted on
01/06/2017 8:04:26 AM PST by
ETL
(On the road to America's recovery!)
To: onedoug
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